Tea is a serious subject you know!

Tea is a serious subject you know!

Tea is a serious subject you know but this time, allow me to be candid and present some li-TEA-rature (literature) to give you the tingles much like a peppermint tea does. We are sorry in advance!

How does Moses like his tea?
Hebrews it!

It really is a serious problem if tea can’t fix it.

What do teapots wear to a tea party?
A tea-shirt.

How long does it take to ship tea from China?
Oolong time.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Price of Tea
A guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: "How much is the tea?"
"Tea is £2.70." the waitress says
"How much is a refill?" the man asks.
"Free, "says the waitress.
"Then I'll take a refill!" the man responds. 

Did you know that if you spill Queen Elizabeth’s tea it can be considered a threat to all British sovereign TEA.

What does a teapot say to it's lover?
O, dajarling!

Why did the tea bag have to do it's laundry?
Because it was stained.

What is a pirate’s favorite type of tea?

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