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Desperate by Roger Jenkinson

As I age, I have begun to see
that there’s far too much tea
in a Pot of Tea.
Very soon after, I’ll need a wee
and soon after that, you will see me
planning the next place I’ll need to be
to enable me
to endure my next pee
Privately, comfortably and legally.
Making quite sure that I won’t have to queue
behind lots of other people – like you
An older, sadder and wiser man whois
got a new way of minding his P’s and Q’s

- Roger Jenkinson

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